Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL all within a rough-edged rectangular

all within a rough-edged rectangular frame

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Bold white text below reads "About Feelings

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL all within a rough-edged rectangularNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters