Fluent in 3 Languages - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbol

hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbol sits beneath the text as a decorative flourish

Nobody on that mountain operates in the same reality

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Bearing arms takes on a whole new meaning when your suit game is sharp but your claws suggest a hostile workplace environment

Teal text reads "LAST SEASON'S WINNERS" followed by large stacked white capitals reading "WHITMAN

Fluent in 3 Languages - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbolListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading