Don't Stop Believin' - Santa & Alien - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Dying really lowers your standards

Dying really lowers your standards for a Friday night

Deep in the heart of downtown San Diego on Broadway

Listing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee

back when the town ran on silver and Saturday baseball

or as a hilarious gift for friends who appreciate a good laugh

Don't Stop Believin' - Santa & Alien - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Dying really lowers your standardsSanta and an alien posing together like old buddies at a support group for things adults half believe after two drinks. Lumping chimneys and crop circles into the same theology is surprisingly easy after enough eggnog. The Details: Arched white block text reads "DON'T STOP" across the top of a circular badge bordered in white. Inside, a cartoon illustration depicts Santa Claus in red throwing a peace sign beside a green alien giving a thumbs up,