Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Maroon " A distressed golden longhorn

" A distressed golden longhorn skull with ornate flourishes anchors the bottom center

Hans planned for everything except one barefoot problem

arched white text reads "BILLIE JEAN DAVY" over a high-contrast white illustration of Billie Jean with cropped hair

Golden-yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY

A gold rectangular placard at the bottom reads "CAM-ARK ROLLER RINK

Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Maroon " A distressed golden longhornReservations at Chez Quis require either a name on the list or the sheer audacity to impersonate Chicago's most powerful meat mogul. Nobody questions royalty when the crown fits. Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The Details: Large distressed white decorative serif text reads "Abe Froman" above a retro cartoon sausage mascot wearing a golden crown, white gloves, and black shoes, striding with one finger raised in a mid century advertising