Just Here For The Boobies - Unisex T-Shirt western a pink palm tree frond

a pink palm tree frond extending to the right

White decorative script text reads "Got Ho's" above a vintage cartoon-style white silhouette of Santa Claus striding forward with a large gift sack slung over his shoulder

Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

which is impressive even by Alpha Beta intellectual standards

and orange dots

Just Here For The Boobies - Unisex T-Shirt western a pink palm tree frondGhosts claiming plausible deniability through a pun have the same energy as guys who read Playboy for the articles. That sheet isn't fooling anyone, and the horror font on "boobies" is working harder than any costume at the party. The Details: Bubbly, dripping horror style lettering in distressed cream reads "JUST HERE FOR THE" above a larger "BOOBIES." A vintage style ghost with tattered edges, large dark oval eyes, and outstretched skeletal hands