Demeter's Farm To Table Feast vrgs Bourbon sunglasses

Bourbon sunglasses

Small teal sunglasses for your lil' noggin

really crazy about purple

no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame

these aren't named after that new-age weirdo you met on Bumble

Demeter's Farm To Table Feast vrgs Bourbon sunglasses"You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules. 1. If you sneak in any store bought trash like "mayochup," she will turn you into a gecko. 2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it, Rhea. 3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE, PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year. 4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine. 5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can