Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal with a light blue wave

with a light blue wave illustration and white block text reading "SINCE 1991" at the bottom

Burnt orange blackletter text reads "Parisians" beside a cartoon illustration of a rotund baseball player in a light blue cap and uniform

Curved text at the bottom reads "GREENDALE" and "CALIFORNIA

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden-yellow "Est

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal with a light blue waveSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small