Farkus - Yellow Eyes - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Distressed white block lettering frames

Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below

A digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in a blue top hat

Spatula City didn't just corner the market

Some teams belong to a city the way a river belongs to the land

Bold navy block text below reads "GREAT LEOPARD" with red italic script reading "Roller Skating Rink" underneath

Farkus - Yellow Eyes - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Distressed white block lettering framesDesign inspired by Scut Farkus, the bully from A Christmas Story. He had yellow eyes! So help me god, yellow eyes! Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex sweatshirt. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic sweatshirts in the USA.