Right Turn Clyde - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M " Large distressed red serif

" Large distressed red serif text reads "BERRIES" above blue script reading "Baseball Club

Five white playing cards fan out in a royal flush arrangement

White text reading "Washing the scum off the streets since 1976

" A vintage engraving-style illustration depicts a turkey wearing a black top hat

Inspired by The Office

Right Turn Clyde - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M " Large distressed red serifPhilo's passenger side enforcer requires zero explanation and accepts no apologies. One muttered command turns any roadside confrontation into a physics lesson about fist meeting face. Inspired by Every Which Way But Loose. The Details: Tan bubble letters in a groovy 1970s typeface arch across the top reading "Right Turn." A halftone illustration depicts an orangutan with shaggy hair, rendered in distressed tan ink with visible dot patterns. Bold tan