Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders A cartoon illustration of John

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Fried sauerkraut became less of a tagline and more of a lifestyle choice

Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door

rendered in a slightly grungy illustration style

" flanked by a glove and cleats

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders A cartoon illustration of JohnAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."