Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission Distressed white uppercase block text

Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans-serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top

Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "There's No" above a large flowing cursive script reading "Crying" with a baseball-style swoosh tail extending beneath it

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "FAR WEST LEAGUE

" arcs across the top of a rounded rectangular badge

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex Tank Top mission Distressed white uppercase block textKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal