Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie dude Christmas trees

Christmas trees

" "Completely Air Conditioned

Features a retail fit and side-seamed construction for a premium feel

Bold white rounded bubble text below reads "I HATE PEOPLE

Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie dude Christmas treesNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack