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Distressed white block text reads "GO ASK YOUR MOM" in a stacked

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My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Tank Top waikiki Red script text reads "PhotoSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and