I Skied the K-12 on One Ski - Unisex Hoodie mansfield Bold red blackletter script reads

Bold red blackletter script reads "Schweddy Balls" centered between two cream-illustrated round baked goods with visible sprinkles

carrying a yellow bat over its shoulder

White cursive script reads "totally" above large bold block letters "BITCHIN" filled with a cyan-to-pink gradient separated by a jagged white divider line

Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

I Skied the K-12 on One Ski - Unisex Hoodie mansfield Bold red blackletter script readsCharles De Mar's ski advice is basically "go fast and don't die," which doubles as Lane Meyer's entire life philosophy. Losing a binding at the top of the K 12 is just how legends are accidentally born. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: White arched text above reads "I SKIED THE K 12" over a circular emblem split diagonally into light blue and white halves, containing a black silhouette of a skier in a tucked downhill pose on a single ski.