Jive Turkey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hagerstown Two crossed golden-tan bats frame

Two crossed golden-tan bats frame a white baseball with red stitching

Black rough-edged banner at the top contains tan block text reading "TOOTS SHOR

Bold white serif text reads "FREDO'S" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a figure seated in a small motorboat on choppy water

Red text reads "IF YOU LIKE PARIS

Hand rendered in bold orange

Jive Turkey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt hagerstown Two crossed golden-tan bats frameCalling someone a jive turkey was the 1970s equivalent of a devastating performance review, delivered with enough groove that the FCC just nodded along. Somehow the insult aged better than every person who originally used it. The Details: Distressed white retro 1970s style bubble lettering reads "Jive" across the upper portion. A weathered white illustration of a turkey in profile faces left, displaying a full fanned tail, rendered in a vintage grunge