Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL and a white tank top

and a white tank top

" above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black

Putting the word "wiener" on your chest with plausible deniability is fourth grade diplomacy at its finest

Black script text reads "Desert Air" above clean uppercase sans-serif text reading "HOTEL AND COTTAGES

with "LF/CF" to the right

Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL and a white tank topAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading