Coffee - You Can Sleep When You're Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL rendered with distressed texture

rendered with distressed texture

" White italic serif text reads "The air is clean

Touring merch for a band that only existed because three convicts needed gas money is peak accidental greatness

Pentagon briefings have less tactical intensity than a guy named Dave explaining his sand wedge preference

A horizontal switchblade illustration below shows a gray handle with black rivets and a silver extended blade

Coffee - You Can Sleep When You're Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL rendered with distressed textureCoffee addiction is just socially acceptable substance dependence rebranded with ceramic mugs and motivational quotes. Sleep deprivation has never had better marketing or a more enthusiastic spokesperson. The Details: Arched distressed yellow serif text reads "COFFEE" above a vintage 1950s advertisement style illustration of a grinning man in a yellow plaid shirt holding a coffee cup, rendered in yellow and flesh tones with black outlines and a