In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Women's T-Shirt breakfast club Large distressed white serif letters

Large distressed white serif letters "NY" sit below the portrait

Segmented white sans-serif text below reads "EMMETT

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Arched distressed white text reads "CRENSHAW" above two white bowling pin illustrations flanking the vertically stacked word "BOWL" in blocky letterforms

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In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Women's T-Shirt breakfast club Large distressed white serif lettersDog beers convert at a seven to one ratio, which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built in alibi. That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS," above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black. Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold, vintage worn style.