Schooner Tuna - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Somewhere around drink three

Somewhere around drink three

Arched golden-tan serif text reads "CLEMENZA'S" above a centered cannoli illustration with white cream filling at both ends

Cartoon illustration of the Mutt Cutts van in side profile

Palindromes peaked in third grade

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

Schooner Tuna - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Somewhere around drink threeSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right