Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Minnesota Stencil-style white text below reads

Stencil-style white text below reads "WEAPONS OF" in smaller letters

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it

Ray's shop has a strict return policy

" A digital illustration of a pontoon boat with a white and gray deck

Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Minnesota Stencil-style white text below readsCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.