Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL flanked by red decorative scroll

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Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL flanked by red decorative scrollSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit