Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL with a martini glass to

with a martini glass to the right and blue text reading "in the" below

Christmas music

IL" in a weathered finish

sugar skull

peering out from the handlebars

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL with a martini glass toParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming