Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top north dakota Flanking the bottom

Flanking the bottom

or just appreciate an era where law enforcement was handled with a radio call and a steady hand

A digital illustration of a red 1964 Impala sits between the text lines

chunky golden-yellow block text reads "WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS" with red blood dripping from the letterforms in a retro 1980s horror style

Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex Tank Top north dakota Flanking the bottomBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below