I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt hawaii Hollywood Montrose walks into a

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

Amateur golf tournaments exist for accountants and dentists to feel athletic

rendered in golden-yellow cheese

matching white text reads "Nuts" with a curved baseball-style swoosh underline

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Women's T-Shirt hawaii Hollywood Montrose walks into aBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked