Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL flanked by smaller white text

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Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL flanked by smaller white textKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown