Terminator Jesus - I'll Be Back - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Navy woodcut-style illustration of a

Navy woodcut-style illustration of a donkey standing in profile on a patch of grass

Every lightsaber duel now includes a dramatic pause and a request for more cowbell

Labeling a touchdown signal "HOMERUN" on a baseball-cut tee is the sports equivalent of confidently parking in a handicap spot at the gym

Red distressed text below reads "OF BEER

while Tommy wears a white suit with a dark tie

Terminator Jesus - I'll Be Back - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Navy woodcut-style illustration of aPromising to return after three days with that level of confidence is either divine prophecy or a Cyberdyne product guarantee. Either way, nobody's arguing with the red eye. The Details: Split face cartoon portrait shows Jesus on the left with brown hair, beard, blue eye, and robed shoulders, while the right half reveals a metallic endoskeleton with a glowing red eye. A red radiant starburst surrounds the head like a halo. Bold red futuristic text