The Swolly Spirit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Jesus playing goalie for Team

Jesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

Sure" above a halftone-style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white

Bold white brush text reads "NEWSPAPER DELIVERY" above "$2 PER MONTH • CASH

Stacked green text below reads "BASEBALL CLUB

The Swolly Spirit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Jesus playing goalie for TeamSwole Jesus doing bicep curls suggests the resurrection was just the ultimate rest day payoff. Turns out the Holy Spirit has been running a PPL split this whole time and nobody in theology wants to talk about it. The Details: Distressed cream groovy bubble lettering reads "THE SWOLLY" across the top. A vintage cartoon illustration of a muscular, long haired, bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden tan