Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M with red cursive reading "Lamar

with red cursive reading "Lamar Latrell" overlapping the javelin

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks out is the only credential that matters at the Double Deuce

Three white bowling pins arranged in a fan shape sit atop a striped horizontal base

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M with red cursive reading "LamarTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script