Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Somewhere a marathon finisher is

Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal

Rust-colored text below reads "It's a sweater

" with scattered white dots surrounding the composition

" in oversized capitals

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL Somewhere a marathon finisher isNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters