Oh Look - Unisex Sweatshirt funnytrend flanked by golden lightning bolts

flanked by golden lightning bolts

Hans Gruber's event planning skills are criminally underrated

Bold white distressed text below reads "FOR A DOLLAR

but their primary field application is winning arguments at dinner with people who think essential oils count as medicine

Green distressed illustration of The Dude's long-haired

Oh Look - Unisex Sweatshirt funnytrend flanked by golden lightning boltsBinoculars guy scanned the entire horizon with military precision, and the results are conclusive. Nobody, anywhere, at any distance, gives a shit. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "OH LOOK!" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters. Below, a 1950s clip art style illustration in white depicts a square jawed man in a collared shirt peering through binoculars, rendered from the chest up with clean linework.