Chick Magnet - Unisex Sweatshirt drinking Santa riding a unicorn is

Santa riding a unicorn is what happens when two myths pool their resources and decide credibility was never the point

closer to a civic heartbeat than a business

but the Yelp reviews are unhinged

That level of unshakable self-assurance only comes from knowing your sack is enormous

while Tommy wears a white suit with a dark tie

Chick Magnet - Unisex Sweatshirt drinking Santa riding a unicorn isCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout