Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL 1969" in a clean corporate

1969" in a clean corporate hierarchy

Homey Don't Play That

A gray silhouette of a flamethrower extends horizontally beneath

and an enthusiastic open-mouthed grin

Golden-cream block text reads "MRS

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL 1969" in a clean corporateVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.