Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red " flanked by six white

" flanked by six white stars

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

with yellow script "Texarkana to Atlanta" and "SINCE 1977" below

1906" just below

Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top

Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red " flanked by six whiteSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"