American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL High-contrast cream stencil-art portrait depicts

High-contrast cream stencil-art portrait depicts the Man With No Name in a wide-brimmed hat and poncho

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" with smaller gold uppercase text below reading "CANADIAN-AMERICAN LEAGUE" and "AMSTERDAM

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American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL High-contrast cream stencil-art portrait depictsApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple