Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu containing "TALL FAT" in blue

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text stacked left-aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared-off edges

Printing "moist" over a Thanksgiving turkey is the most efficient way to split a dinner table into people who think about gravy and people who can't make eye contact anymore

Minor league ball came to a small southeast Georgia town that lived for summer nights at the ballpark

An old school throwback design inspired by the 1977 Benihana Grand Prix boat race

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu containing "TALL FAT" in blueRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY