Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Ballinger's Cats took the field

Ballinger's Cats took the field in 1947 as a Longhorn League club in small West Texas

Oceanfront lodging at 26th and Collins meant you were in the beating heart of a city remaking itself as America's playground

Orange block text reads "SKATELAND" and "926 FLORENCE ST

Arched distressed white serif text reads "MARQUETTE UNDERTAKERS" above a vintage illustration of a coffin with its lid ajar

Minor league ball meant something different back then

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Ballinger's Cats took the fieldTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text