Skinboat to Tuna Town - Unisex T-Shirt belpre A distressed black vintage illustration

A distressed black vintage illustration of a batter mid-swing occupies the center

Straight distressed white text below reads "IS MY GOAL

A golden-yellow conical buoy marked "38" in dark lettering sits among teal and white stylized waves

Red curved ribbon at top reads "BROILED HAMBURGERS" above location text including "MARIN

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Skinboat to Tuna Town - Unisex T-Shirt belpre A distressed black vintage illustrationSlapping a refractory period disclaimer on a tourism ad is the most honest advertising in maritime history. Every other cruise line buries the biological fine print, but this captain leads with it. The Details: Distressed white vintage illustration of a grinning sailor gripping a ship's helm, flanked by two seagulls, beside bold text reading "TAKE THE WORLD FAMOUS." Large flowing script reads "Skinboat" above serif text reading "To Tunatown!" with