Deez Nuts Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Champagne requires a violent opening

Champagne requires a violent opening ceremony just to access some expensive grape juice

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

A white cartoon rabbit in a black tuxedo and bow tie appears beside a distressed white sign reading "$5 MILKSHAKES" with a milkshake glass silhouette inside a red circle

Distressed stencil-style text in olive and cream reads "EM-50" with "URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE" directly beneath

Baseball in Atlanta during that era was more than sport

Deez Nuts Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Champagne requires a violent openingPutting chestnuts next to holly and calling it festive is the classiest way anyone has ever told a room full of relatives to ligma. Hallmark hasn't returned the pitch email yet. The Details: Distressed red block text reads "DEEZ" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a metal scoop overflowing with golden brown chestnuts, flanked by green holly leaves. Bold red block text beneath reads "NUTS." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun