That's What She Said - Unisex Tank Top eastbound and down a restaurant that drew crowds

a restaurant that drew crowds from the 1930s through the 1970s

Arched white Art Deco-style text reads "COLISEUM" across a red upper section

Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

Distressed white cursive script reads "Edelen's" above bold yellow block letters reading "BRAIDWOOD" flanked by two small yellow stars

That's What She Said - Unisex Tank Top eastbound and down a restaurant that drew crowdsFormatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk. The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline, which never even finishes the sentence. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "That's what." with elegant swashes on the capital T. Below, a smaller bold all caps white sans serif attribution reads " SHE" preceded by a dash,