Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Muscle Tank Color:Black Santa riding a unicorn is

Santa riding a unicorn is what happens when two myths pool their resources and decide credibility was never the point

Arched distressed white text reads "CENTRAL LEAGUE" above "CLASS B

Stylized golden-yellow text reads "MUSTAFAR" arching above silhouettes of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker dueling with crossed blue lightsabers amid orange

bearing white stars across blue-inked wing feathers

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Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Muscle Tank Color:Black Santa riding a unicorn isJoe Dirt's fireworks list reads like a menu at the Waffle House of explosives, where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri. Whistlin' bungholes and crap flappers never got the respect they deserved as American commerce. The Details: Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M 80 firecracker, flanked by white text reading