Bill & Ted - Waterloo Water Park San Dimas - Unisex Tank Top minnesota rendered in distressed tan ink

rendered in distressed tan ink with visible dot patterns

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

followed by cursive script reading "Wisconsin State League" and smaller white text reading "MANITOWOC

and "5665 WILSHIRE" above "LOS ANGELES" at the bottom

Bold dark red serif capitals read "THE" above large red italic script reading "Waikikian

Bill & Ted - Waterloo Water Park San Dimas - Unisex Tank Top minnesota rendered in distressed tan inkNapoleon conquered most of Europe but met his true Waterloo screaming down a slide in suburban California. Ziggy Piggy celebrations and bodacious wave pools will do that to a dictator. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Bold black block letters read "WATERLOO" above a retro digital illustration of a mountain silhouette with yellow and white striped water slide lanes curving downward, flanked by green palm trees and blue water