Dark Helmet - Unisex Tank Top placentia Printed on our warm &

Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

Arched distressed cream text reads "I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a kid performing an aerial trick on a BMX bike

Distressed gray block text reads "BIRMINGHAM" above a baseball flanked by "18" and "87

Yogurt warned us merchandising is where the real money is

and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door

Dark Helmet - Unisex Tank Top placentia Printed on our warm &Dark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white