He Said Huckleberry Not Huckle Bearer - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL a 1930s rubber hose style

a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face

THEY WILL EAT

Turd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring

Circular seal with curved text reading "ESTABLISHED IN" and "WAUSAU

Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding

He Said Huckleberry Not Huckle Bearer - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL a 1930s rubber hose styleCorrecting strangers on Doc Holliday quotes is a full time job that nobody asked for but everybody needs. That mustache alone settles more bar arguments than a rewind button ever could. Inspired by Tombstone. The Details: Distressed white Western style text reads "HE SAID" above a large white handlebar mustache illustration. Bold white text reads "HUCKLEBERRY" below the mustache, with smaller white text reading "NOT HUCKLE BEARER" above a small white