Beach, Please! - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Everyone reads the real word

Everyone reads the real word first

Mike never stood a chance against that level of delusional optimism

Bold dark red serif capitals read "THE" above large red italic script reading "Waikikian

Golden Old English blackletter text reads "Los Locos" below

Sand has never once paid anyone back

Beach, Please! - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Everyone reads the real wordPunctuation invented plausible deniability, and a single comma is out here doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. A distressed vintage sunset just means you've been telling people off at the beach since 1987. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach, Please!" overlays a retro circular scene. A golden orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom, and a black silhouetted palm