I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt tombstone Treating an alien hunting party

Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette

Bold white chunky text reads "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CAULK OUT" in a stacked two-line layout

offering rum drinks and carved totems far from honky-tonk row

Printed on our sturdy 100% cotton long sleeve T-Shirt

Distressed white blackletter text below reads "We Believe In Nussing

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt tombstone Treating an alien hunting partyCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved