Capital Roller Rink - Harrisburg, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie malibu drawn with X-shaped eyes and

drawn with X-shaped eyes and tied by its tail

Calling a roller rink in Buffalo a "refined atmosphere" took the same delusional confidence as putting angel wings on two people one pothole away from a compound fracture

orbital ring

and more confidence than anyone who has ever sent an unsolicited version of this photo

Naming a roller rink "Rolladium" suggests gladiatorial combat

Capital Roller Rink - Harrisburg, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie malibu drawn with X-shaped eyes andHarrisburg put its state capitol dome on a roller rink matchbook and called it Pennsylvania's Finest, which is the most sincere thing any city has ever done. Somewhere that building is a mattress warehouse now, and the matchbook is worth more than the inventory. The Details: Bold cream block letters read "CAPITAL" above "ROLLER RINK" within a distressed red and cream trapezoid border, with a halftone Pennsylvania State Capitol dome illustration