Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius a large golden sun

a large golden sun

and squads that always get the job done—no matter how ridiculous the plan

Wooderson didn't just crack the code

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

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Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top genius a large golden sunTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads