The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white rounded bubble text

Distressed white rounded bubble text reads "INTROVERTS" above "UNITE" in the same groovy 1970s-style lettering

Buoy number 38 out here getting more hype than anything in maritime history

Broadcasting executions with the production polish of a sweeps week special is peak ICS brand synergy

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A retro illustration of a couple roller skating together sits atop a black vinyl record at center

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white rounded bubble textStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a