Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Dick Brewer

Dick Brewer

Coral-red text reads "THE FAIRMONT HOTEL" above white text reading "SAN FRANCISCO

Hallmark hasn't returned the pitch email yet

and the only thing leaving satisfied is the rocks glass

this fan art design captures the humor and nostalgia of the classic 1983 movie

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Dick BrewerMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork