American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_gb Accepting an invitation to a

Accepting an invitation to a private island tournament hosted by a man with a prosthetic claw hand is exactly the kind of red flag most people would notice

Red text below reads '"Where the Action Is"' above "SAN DIEGO

It lasted about a week before everything went wrong

" A white cartoon barbarian mascot in a horned helmet and baseball uniform stands in a batting stance

and it's just the noise you make when someone hides behind a door

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_gb Accepting an invitation to aApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple